Summary haiku:
New York is "famous"
for dating Flava Flav. And
that is your prize. Ew.
Chaos broke out at the "I Love New York 2" house tonight. Oh, what a delightful evening of trashy television!
There was grabbing, pushing and one contestant even hucked a giant loogie at another guy. As usual, nothing but class. Although I am torn as to what is more disgusting: the loogie, or watching New York allow random losers to suck her nasty-ass feet and groaning with pleasure as she makes out them each week.
Seriously. Who are these losers that want to date her?
Then again, even though she's a hooch and possibly a he-she, why would she want to date any of these ridiculous asshats that have been cast? And therein, lies the entertainment value.
Anyway, I know lose IQ points every time I tune in, but I can't help it. I will redeem myself at 10 p.m., when I watch the bright, intelligent "Weeds" on Showtime.
To close, a quote from New York, who was mortified that one of her dates included a mud bath: "It's not a place where a woman who wears a weave and fine jewelry should go."
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7 comments:
Why have I never seen this show?
I must be dead.
Your analysis is wonderful!
Yakima Jane
New York has some titanic boobers
does she have a pecker too?
--Tamara
Well, a mud bath certainly is NOT a place for a woman with a weave. She's practical!
Heh. Asshats is funny.
I don't think she has a manpole, but she sure looks like a drag queen 99 percent of the time.
Did you see this week's episode when the house was haunted with evil spirits? Quality televsion I tell ya.
Best. Episode. Ever. Hilarious to see all those dude freakin' the eff out while the one guy kept snoozing on the couch.
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