The City: Pop Quiz

The latest installment of The City was so boring and so predictable, we bet any regular Hills or City fan can pass the following pop quiz, even if you didn't tune in. So let's get on with it, shall we?

1. When Whitney toils away at work, what does that entail?
A) Gossiping with co-workers, discussing her lack of a real relationship over blaring music a DVF event and occasionally making sure mannequins do not remain naked.
B) Dressing mannequins and answering phones with sprinkled with a small bit of gossiping during her breaks.

2. In The City, what is a social?
A) A planned event that people attend.
B) A socialite. "It's, like, an abbreviation." – Olivia.
C) A synonym for going to work.
D) B and C

3. After Erin gushed about her and Duncan's "I love you" exchange last week, how does she react when Duncan says he wants to move to New York to further their relationship?
A) With dismay. She wants their relationship to remain long-distance, because it's always best to be miles away from the one you love.
B) "OK, but if you plan to sleep on my pillowcases ever again, you have to wash your hair at least once a week."
C). "Hopefully we can watch ‘The Sound of Music' or ‘Titanic' every night!"

4. Is Erin most likely going to be a slut?
A) Yes.
B) Yes.
C) Yes.

5. Why does Whitney goes out to lunch with a male co-worker, Chris?
A) To boost her ego.
B) To try and make Jay jealous.
C) Because "it's my life, it's my time."

6. Out of the five different meal scenes that were shown, how many times is someone actually seen chewing on, or eating food?
A) 5
B) 2
C) 1

7. When Jay munched on his chips and swilled his beer during dinner with Whitney, it made you...
A) Hungry
B) Thirsty
C) Hungry and thirsty
D) Thankful you don't have to see more people eating on this show.

8. When Whitney is talking to Erin about her uncertain future with Jay, she wonders "Why won't he communicate with me?" What is the correct response to this?
A) "Because he's sick of beating a dead horse."
B) "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus."
C) "What's communication? I thought we were just on this show to look cute, push our food around on plates and run into each other at awkward moments."
D) Any of the above.

9. When Jay tells his roommate, Adam, that he's ready to ask Whitney to be his girlfriend, how does he phrase it in man-speak?
A) "She's a wonderful woman, and I don't want to lose her."
B) "I don't want her going to lunch with d*****bags. It's on lockdown. It's Jay's now."
C) "I'm ready to settle down with my girl. Anyone that can kiss my scraggly beard face without getting a rash is worth hanging on to."

10. How does Jay ask Whitney to be his main squeeze?
A) "Let's put this on lockdown, babe."
B) "Would you like my half-beard to be your steady skin exfoliator? Be mine!"
C) "I think we maybe now could try and take things to the next level and you could be my girlfriend."
D) "It's your life and you can do what you want. But it'd be a lot cooler if you were my woman."

ANSWERS: 1. A
2. D
3. A
4. A, B, C
5. C
6. B (Erin and Jay)
7. D
8. D
9. B
10. C

8-10 right: Expert. Admit it: The City has you on lockdown.

6-8 right: Fan. Just like Days of our Lives, The City is a show you only need to watch once a month to stay apprised of situations.

4-6 right: Casual bystander. You could take The City or leave it. Kind of like Erin with her boyfriends.

0-3 right: Congratulations, you have a life! There is still time to replenish your brain cells. Go to the library immediately.