Drinking and yard work don't mix

I should be out mowing my lawn right now. Instead, I'm watching "Legally Blonde 2" and cruising the internet.

I just came across a story about this Wisconsin guy, who shot his lawnmower with a short-barreled shotgun because it wouldn't start. He was drunk.

Shooting things always makes them work way better, I think. If I were him, I would have been super happy to have an excuse to avoid the yard work, but to each their own.