1. If everyone in the world had the option to grow a porno moustache, do you think people would laugh a little more often?
2. Will my cat, Miles, hate my guts when he comes home from the vet tomorrow with his new spring haircut? (2a. If so, will he joust my calves with his buck tooth?)
3. How many stores must I scour to find the perfect earrings to complement my new giraffe print dress?
4. Will my feet ever forgive me for wearing those giant, spiky heels last night?
5. Is there anything wrong with a 35-year-old woman wearing Hello Kitty band-aids?
6. Does any better bargain exist than the awesome, long-lasting Smith's Rosebud Salve, which costs $6 at Sephora?
7. Is there ever a circumstance where one should try to wax their own eyebrows?
8. What the hell was that giant flash of light that just blasted through my front window?
9. Why won't Lucy fetch me a Diet Coke instead of her rubber ball?
10. If I meet Tim Gunn and ask him to sign my Tim Gunn bobblehead, will he think I'm a total freakshow fan? Or funny?
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you can have him sign your bobblehead while i tell him about how project runway was in my wedding vows.
I wear my Hello Kitty band-aids with pride.
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