My eyes hurt

So, I just went to the grocery. 9:45 p.m. on a Thursday night. And there was a woman there -- 24 years old, maybe -- wearing a t-shirt, tennis shoes and bikini bottoms. Very, very small bikini bottoms.... on a not-so-small bottom.

There were at least three inches of ass cheek bubbling out of each side. I've seen bigger panties on Victoria's Secret models.

I'm not disparaging her body. Heck, my butt is pretty, um, healthy. But would it really kill her to throw on some shorts to go to fucking Kroger? Or at least some boy short bathing suit bottoms? Geez, Louise.