Live blogging: Rock of Love Charm School

(Note: Blogger was down when I tried to publish last night, so it's going up a day late.)


The opening scene shows a bus transporting the hooches from "Rock of Love" to their new school. It's a short bus! I'm sure that's no coincidence.

Courtney: Who is this chick? I don't even recognize her.

What in the hell is Heather wearing?

Lacey arrives with bright red hair. Someone says, "Her hair looks like my period."

Host Sharon Osbourne: "When I first laid eyes upon this group, I've never seen a more bizarre group of women in my life."

Megan looks like she's wearing a children's skirt.

Why do three of them have bright pink hair?

Rodeo walks like she has s dick. Maybe she does. But I think she has a kid... that's how her and Bret Michael bonded. Inquiring minds want to know!

Who is this woman with Girls Next Door white-blonde hair? She's wearing white pants with red underwear underneath. Classy.

Lacey and Dallas are already totally fighting. Dallas just beaned her in the side of the head with a giant apple. Awesome!

The chick with the red underwear is Raven, and she seems to think she's better than everyone else here. Newsflash: If you're on this show, you're a dipshit. There is no dipshit hierarchy here.

Oh, now I remember why I don't remember Courtney. She got drunk and passed out within the first 10 minutes of ROL.

Lacey tried to rip off Raven's bleach blonde wig ... except, it's attached to her head! It's a weave.

Courtney is drunk again. She fell over on her back. Then she passed out in a plant. Sheesh.

The hosts are showing the sluts video from their time on Rock of Love, so they can see what asses they made of themselves. (Like they didn't watch the show the first time around??)

Sharon to the belching, farting Brandi M: "You're behaving like a drunken pirate."

Raven thinks she's highly intelligent and better than everyone there. Again. Which would be easy to do in this bunch... unless you're Raven.

Courtney is still passed out with her crack hanging out of her pants. She wakes up and pulls herself together for the elimination process. Her eyes are bright red and bloodshot.

Boy, Sharon Osbourne has her hands full.

Raven decides to leave because she's too good for Charm School. "Somebody of my pedigree does not belong here." Maybe you're smart, Raven, but your look is not... you should have at least stayed for a makeover.

The drunk gets the boot, too.

Sharon just called Lacey and Dallas gremlins! But they'll live to see another lesson in manners and etiquette. Lucky us.