Showing posts with label catchphrases. Show all posts
Showing posts with label catchphrases. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Top 15 TV Catchphrases

Sure, there are TV phrases that have been used with incredible regularity: South Park's "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" and Cheers' "Norm!," for instance. But sometimes, the test of a classic catchphrase is whether it gets used real life. So here, I'm salute the Top 15 TV quotes that have crept their way into American vernacular over the years.

15. "The plane, the plane!," Tattoo, Fantasy Island

Oh, Tattoo. This phrase is pretty much the only memory we have of this program. But it is burned into my mind -- and TV history -- for the remainder of my life.

Idea for use: After being delayed because of weather, your best friend's plane finally arrives at the airport.



14. "How you doin'?," Joey Tribbiani, Friends

It's a common salutation that's been around since, oh, the beginning of time. But Joey Tribbiani's trademark "dumb-guy" enunciation made the phrase seem brand new. Which, subsequently, got a little bit old after hearing everyone say it during the show's heyday.

Idea for use: Anytime. It's an all-purpose greeting.



13. "I'm Rick James, bitch!," Dave Chappelle as Rick James, Chappelle's Show

For nine to 12 months after this episode of Chappelle's Show ran, this phrase was uttered mostly by 20-something men in bars, in malls and in colleges non-stop. It finally died down, but if you said it today, most people would immediately know to what you were referring.

Idea for use: Unless you are Rick James, which you are not because he's dead, there's really no reason use this phrase -- which is why I was so floored it caught on.



12. "Aaaay," Fonzie, Happy Days

A motorcycle-riding, ex-gang member, The Fonz was the cool, womanizing bad boy of this 1950s-based sitcom. His cool-guy remarks were never uttered without using the double thumbs-up sign and were absolutely huge when the show was on air.

Idea for use: Prop yourself up against your new ride, feather your hair, and then let it rip.



11. "Homey don't play that," Damon Wayans as Homey D. Clown, In Living Color

Many times, the actions that accompany a catchphrase are what make it so funny and memorable. Homey D. Clown, an ex-con who worked as a clown, entertained chidren and adults. But when something made him angry, he also violently struck out at people using the phrase, while simultaneously clipping them over the head with a tennis ball-filled sock.

Idea for use: Your sister steals the baby name you've been planning to use since you were 20. (A makeshift weapon can also be used in this instance.)



10. "Hell to the no!," Whitney Houston, Being Bobby Brown

Made popular by Houston before she got smart enough to dump Brown for good, this phrase was so much better and definitive than the standard "hell no." It's become a standard way to express disbelief.

Idea for use: A friend asks if you'd like to attend a Celine Dion concert.



9. "Let's hug it out, bitch," Ari Gold, Entourage

Approximately 30 seconds after slimy agent Ari Gold uttered this phrase on Entourage, we estimate that at least 50 percent of the viewing population used it in conversation within 24 hours.

Idea for use: After a Super Bowl game, during which you were at odds with friends.



8. "Make it work," Tim Gunn, Project Runway

Runway mentor Gunn usually doesn't totally shoot down someone's clothing designs. But he does offer advice, then tell contestants to "make it work." If you see a story about Runway that doesn't include this term, we'll pay you $5. *Not really.

Idea for use: Your boss gives you an impossible amount of work to do in 40 hours time. "Don't worry," you snarl. "I'll make it work."



7. "Well, isn't that special?," Dana Carvey as The Church Lady, Saturday Night Live

Whether or not you said this with a crooked mouth like The Church Lady, chances are you sarcastically uttered it many times during the 1980s.

Idea for use: A friend buys the shoes you've been coveting and saving up for.



6. "The tribe has spoken," Jeff Probst, Survivor

It's the last thing ousted Survivor contestants hear before leaving the game -- and a final way to end any real-life vote.

Idea for use: Your daughter wants to watch Hannah Montana episodes for five hours straight. The rest of the family doesn't.



5. "You look mahvelous," Billy Crystal as Fernandeo Lamas, Saturday Night Live

It's hard to forget this hallmark SNL character, mostly because of his trademark catchphrase -- and the hilarious video that eventually accompanied it. "I've got to tell you something. And I don't say this to everyone. You. Look. Mahvelous," he said. "It's better to look good than to feel good." Word.

Idea for use: When your mom arrives for Mother's Day dinner.



4. "Yada, yada, yada," Marcy, Seinfeld

While this phrase was already popular, the "yada yada" episode became one of the most famous in the Seinfeld series. In the ep, George's girlfriend uses the term to gloss over important details of her day. Jerry doesn't see much problem with it, saying that she's succinct, "like dating USA Today." But it turns out she was leaving out things like possibly sleeping with an ex, and shoplifting.

Idea for use: "Hi honey. I went to the mall today, yada yada yada, then I came home."



3. "Whachu talking about, Willis?," Arnold Jackson, Diff'rent Strokes

It's been 24 years since this sitcom ended, but Arnold's trademark statement still lives on. Not only do people still use it in conversation, I've seen teenage girls at the mall wearing t-shirts proclaiming "I'm What Willis Was Talking About," even though they were never alive during Diff'rent Stokes' days of glory.

Idea for use: Your husband wants to spend $4,000 on a Breitling watch.



2. "Heeeere's Johnny!," Ed McMahon, The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

The standard announcement that announced Carson's stage entrance has been used in other TV shows, newspaper headlines, and perhaps most notably, in The Shining just after Jack Nicholson plunges off the deep end.

Idea for use: For guest arrivals. You can pretty much replace Johnny with any name, as long as you draw out "heeeere's."



1. "D'oh!," Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

Uttered by Homer almost every time he makes some kind of foible (read: all the time), this simple grunting sound has become so entrenched in popular culture that it made its way into the Merriam-Webster Dictionary in 1993, and into the New Oxford Dictionary of English in 1998. That's quite an accomplishment, especially for Homer, who has likely never used a dictionary.

Idea for use: Stubbing your toe, closing your hand in the door, spilling your beer.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

The Tribe Has Spoken: These TV Catchphrases Need To Be Fired


This guy (above) coaches men on how to pick up ladies. But do you know any women who would date a guy with a hat like that??



When Survivor began in 2000, it spawned a catchphrase that would become a part of pop-culture vernacular: “The Tribe Has Spoken.” And to be fair, it was a pretty good elimination line, considering the premise of the show.
Since that time, scores of competition-style reality shows have booted people off with lines that are lame, that beat around the bush, or that are just straight-up uncreative. Sure, most of these phrases are probably designed to leave the rejects with some dignity, but let’s face it: How much dignity do you really have if you sign up for shows like these?
The worst we’ve heard in a while – from VH1's Glam God – was our inspiration for this story. So, here are the shows with the worst elimination lines, and our suggestions for a replacement.

Glam God
Show premise: Twelve stylists compete for the title of ‘Glam God.’
Exit line: “Continue to reach for the stars, because you're not ready to style them.”
Proposed phrase: “Mr. Blackwell would be appalled.”

The Pick-Up Artist
The premise: A bunch of doofuses are coached on how to seduce women by a giant tool named Mystery.
Exit line: “Game over.”
Proposed phrase: “See you on Match.com.” Or, "Go fuck yourself."

Project Runway
The premise: Fashion designers compete for a cash prize and a chance to show a collection at Fashion Week.
Exit line: “You’re out.”
Proposed phrase(s): “You’re out – like a banana clip.” Or,“You’re out – like stirrup pants.”

America’s Next Top Model
The premise: Tall, skinny young lovelies compete for a modeling contract and magazine spread.
Exit line: “You are no longer in the running to become America’s Next Top Model.”
Proposed phrase: “Girl, you broke the camera! Now, please, go eat a sandwich.”

The Apprentice: Martha Stewart
The premise: A contest to get hired by the domestic diva.
Exit line: “You just don’t fit in.”
Proposed catchphrase: “You’ve singed your souffle.”

I Want To Work For Diddy
The premise: A contest to become Diddy’s personal assistant.
Exit line: “You’re not ready to work for Diddy.”
Proposed phrase: “You’ve been snuffed by Puff.”

Beauty and the Geek
The premise: Attractive women and nerdy guys live together in a mansion and pair up for competitions.
Exit line: “I have to ask you to leave the mansion.”
Proposed phrase: “Nobody watches this show, so your 15 minutes of pretend fame are up.”


Rock of Love
The premise: Skanks of all flavors compete to be Bret Michaels girlfriend, and follow him on tours to state fairs and high school proms.
Exit line: “Your tour ends here.”
Proposed phrase: “Now you’ll never have to see what’s underneath this wig.”

Shear Genius
The premise: Hair stylists enter a hair-cutting contest.
Exit line: “This was your final cut.”
Proposed phrase: “You make a mullet look stylish.”

I Love Money
Show premise: Former contestants from Rock of Love and Flavor of Love compete in various challenges to win $250,000.
Exit line: “Your check has been voided.”
Proposed phrase: “Get a real job.”